Malaysia's Very Own Earth Day

If, for our exam in our upcoming STPM asks us to write positive things about Malaysia, I will just hand in an empty paper. We used to be able to at least write about how so many different races can live together in peace, how diverse and beautiful each culture is, how we have so many different types of food to eat, how we are safe from most natural disasters (i.e. volcano eruptions, earthquakes, twisters, etc) and how our country is safe from political crisis (unlike what happened in Thailand what with the Red Shirt protests). 

Now? The dirtiness of the country's politics has overcome all the good things we had. As we learned in Pengajian Am, our country practices democracy which actually means "a form of government in which all eligible citizens have an equal say in the decisions that affect their lives." quoted from Wikipedia. It seems like Malaysia has already re-defined the meaning of democracy with all the dirty tricks. All my life, I've never really liked politics, always skipping the politics section when reading the newspaper because I know our politicians make empty promises just to gain followers. 

Politics in Malaysia now is a big joke. So many memes are on my Facebook news feed.
How BN Will Win the Malaysian Elections 

First, there's the phantom voters issue. Some people who lived in Malaysia for over 50 years have yet to receive their identification card wherelse those foreign workers who has only step foot in Malaysia for a few months already got theirs. 

 This guy was very famous in Facebook yesterday. Hhahahahaha

There's news about vans, trucks and buses bringing these foreign workers to vote in certain areas. Heck! There's even multiple videos being shared online. In some areas, the big crowd managed to prevent them from voting, while in some areas, the policemen were helping the phantom voters. Apparently, they were even escorted and the gates were closed to ensure that they get to vote safely. Proof is on Facebook, Youtube and everywhere else except those pro-government medias (newspapers, radio stations, and tv stations like DUHHH!)

Thus, the new name for our country, Banglasia. TROLOLOLOL

But seriously, we have to stop blaming them. And calling them Banglas because they are as human as us. Difference is, they're living in such desperate situations and so happens, they were offered a better life/opportunity. A promise that they will get nationality and some amount of money if they just voted for some certain parties. Of course, there's no 100% proof to this allegations, but there's no proof to say otherwise as well right? So, instead of hurting the phantom voters, we should turn our attention to the people who employ them.

Also, the so-called indelible ink. Yeah, Its supposed to be un-removable but somehow, it just comes out without the need of any scrubbings. My mum's inked finger was much cleaner after some basic house chores like cooking and cleaning. No toothpaste or any solvents, just normal dish detergent and soap. And god knows how much the government spent to buy it. The prove is in your hands. Or at least fingers... Hahahha 

Someone commented that his friend can't go to school for days because 

he drew on his face... using permanent marker pen

Next! Magic. The opposition party was leading, and then there was a blackout. Mysteriously, bags of uncounted votes appeared and then the votes were recounted. The government then leads with a small margin. Wow! *thumbs up* Hahahhahaa Look at all these memes.

 

And what's with the sudden protest about we Chinese people should go back to China? We are born here, in Malaysia just like those who claim that we are ungrateful to the government. Please lah. What have you done for our country to earn the rights to chase us out of our own country? Nothing right? Why are some people so oblivious and shallow and ignorant? Its too obvious that this election is not fair. In fact, the past few elections are indeed messed with.

Lai lai lai. Let's laugh our heads off with more memes

Some people post things like "Queen Elizabeth, please help us" or "Obama, our election is unfair". What will all that do? Other countries cannot interfere with another country's politics. Besides, we don't want to be dijajah again, do we? Instead, we should all bring this issue to the United Nations. And of course, some parts of the world has already acknowledge our 13th General Election.

This is the news on CNN

 Youtube

Google

If you noticed, many Facebook-ers changed their profile picture to a black one, it's because of the mysterious blackouts that magically changes the results. It also means that darkness has conquered and our future is darkened. Because democracy is not democracy anymore.

I may be young and I may not know who to vote now (if give the chance), but I do know that I won't want a government who resorts to dirty tricks just to stay in power. I will absolutely not stand any injustice. If you think you're going to lose, prepare your yourself emotionally and mentally and accept the results like a man lah! I want a clean re-election! This time, without any lights out or outside votes. And also a non-biased invigilator. If you win fairly, I will accept the results and stfu.

I am usually too busy procrastinating and would not have the time to update my blog but this is too big an event to miss blogging about. This is an important date to remember, to ensure a cleaner country. And unlike other people who apologize if they offend anyone, I shall not! It's like feeling sorry for being real. We all have brains to think and we should be able to express our thoughts freely. Don't agree what I'm saying? Fine, we're just having differences in our way of thinking. Just close this page and go read something that you like to read. I am expressing myself and I will not let anyone tell me how to or how not to think!